- Me: am I mean?
- Friend: yes
- Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?
Anonymous Asked: Do you have a boyfriend?
yes he just doesn’t know it yet
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
you know on clueless when Cher’s like: ¨ I’m not prude I’m just highly selective ¨ I’ve honestly never felt so connected to a phrase ever